Funny Pictures of Carrots Cutting Each Other
Honey, where are the carrots? I can't find a single one
Maybe try a married one then
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
Gimme your heads!!
Why is carrot more faithful than hummus?
The carrot sticks but the hummus dips.
Why did the snowpeople go to the carrot patch?
To pick their noses.
What's the difference between Mike Wazowski and a carrot?
One's a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?
He got caught picking his nose!
I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper
Dicing with death.
I was complaining to my husband that the baby carrots I bought were so so big that I needed to cut them up for our 3 year old.
He said "Maybe next time you should get premie carrots instead."
What does Carrot Top wear to the beach?
Carrot Bottoms
Why is booze better than carrots?
Carrots maybe good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision
I don't carrot all
What's invisible and smells like carrots
Bunny farts
A carrot and his wife are walking home from a party late at night and he gets hit by a car.
Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.
It's Coleslaw
Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he's out there making a living as a comedian
You gotta give him props for that
I got my wife an 18 carrot necklace.
It was not only easy on the eyes, but it was also good for the eyes, too.
My friend always brags about hot beautiful his radishes and carrots are...
He digs roots.
That's a big carrot
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: "I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean
Now they're all C foods
Got some 24 carrot gold right here 😎
He doesn't carrot all
What do you get when you cross a carrot with a radish?
Cash
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
Why was the carrot sad?
Because it wasn't a pea
Downvote if you want, I don't carrot all
I don't carrot all if you don't like it...
The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.
He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.
I'm a turnip, turned down. Concerned, but I don't carrot all. I am what I yam. What am I?
Beets me
What do you call a carrot with 4 sides?
A square root
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
Apparently if you buy cabbage from coles supermarkets you are legally obligated to buy carrots and mayonnaise
They call it, Coles law
What do you call the carrot on a snowman's corpse?
No-body nose
It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
When you're sad and no one seems to carrot all
My roommates always hate on my puns but I don't carrot all.
"Carrots are good for your eyes"
I don't think I've ever tried putting them in my eyes...
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. "What's wrong with me doc?" He asks ...
"It's easy, you just not eating properly" the doctors replies.
The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.
That's Cole's Law.
Why was the snowman rooting around in a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Carrots may improve your eyes
But booze will double your vision
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor says: "I can tell right away that you're not eating right"
Why was the snowman going through all the carrots???
He was picking his nose!!!
What's invisible and smells like a carrot?
A bunny fart
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts 🥕💨
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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